Dear Editor,
They said if I behave might get cash grant this year, but I getting nothing for Christmas, the government is mad cos I ain’t been nothing but bad. And all I want for Christmas is my two front teeth to wish you Feliz Navidad and silver bells ringing as the shoppers rush by with their treasure as Santa Claus is coming to town with Rudolph, the red nosed reindeer, and presents under the tree. But I getting nothing for Christmas…