GPF’s Mashramani float as a pale parody of Guyana

Dear Editor,

Yesterday, as the rhythms of Mashramani 2026 vibrated through the streets of Georgetown, the Guyana Police Force (GPF) didn’t just miss the beat—they marched over the very heart of our national identity. Their float featured a towering pyramid of “future officers,” a sterile collection of Caucasian, straight-haired mannequins that looked more like a surplus shipment from a European department store than a representation of our multi-ethnic Republic.

This wasn’t a “faux pas.” It was a monumental racial farce. This stunning display exposes the glaring institutional “blindspots” How does a state institution, funded by the sweat of a brown and black tax base, parade a “Police Family” that effectively deletes the Indo, Afro, Indigenous, and Mixed-race children of this land? This was not a slip-up in a craft room. This design passed through:

• The Procurement Officers who sourced “white as default” imports.
• The Creative Directors who looked at a sea of pale plastic and saw nothing wrong.
• The Police Brass who signed off on a vision of Guyana that is entirely unrecognizable to its citizens.

To place a single performer in Amerindian dress at the front as a “token” is not inclusion—it is an insult. It is the equivalent of a colonial footnote on a page of white-washed history.

In a bold display of their “trophy of gross incompetence”, Commissioner Clifton Hicken and Minister Oneidge Walrond, seemingly still plagued by remnants of their “massa—mindset”, chose this display of “insensitivity” for the nation: a visual manifestation of colonial Stockholm Syndrome. In a Force already haunted by the ghosts of racial promotion lawsuits, you chose to parade an aspirational norm that whispers: “To be the authority, you must not look like the people.”

If “One Guyana” is the gospel you preach, why does the GPF’s imagery look like a conversion therapy for our national self-image? This float didn’t just fail the “vibe check”—it failed the sovereignty check.

As a national collective, we demand accountability. We are tired of “oversight” that remains sightless until the public screams. We don’t want a quiet retraction; we demand:

1. A Public Apology: Not a “mistakes were made” press release, but an admission of the institutional bias that allowed this.
2. Immediate Resignations: The planners who curated this “Barbie Dreamhouse” policing fantasy have no business representing a multi-ethnic, muti-cultural nation.
3. Mandated Representation: A legislative guarantee that state-funded imagery must reflect the demographic reality of the census, not the convenience of bulk-imported props.

Citizens, do not let this “pale parody” melt into the background. Call the Ministry of Home Affairs. Tag the Commissioner’s Office. If they cannot see us in their floats, they cannot represent us in our streets. Our Republic is not a blank canvas for colonial fantasies.